Ask Button Masher-Feel Free To Ask, I Won't Bite.

vinylmoon:

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

The musical puns are real. XD

Oh man this reminds me how much I need to go through my music theory binder.

askprussia-hotcakes:

askbuttonmasher:

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

askprussia-hotcakes gilbird?! >:3 (sorry not sorry)

WE HAVE SCHOOL TODAY! I’M GOING TO STUFF YOU IN A LOCKER!!! T^T

Huehuehue. Also it’ll be easier since I’ve stayed up all night!

askprussia-hotcakes:

askbuttonmasher:

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

askprussia-hotcakes gilbird?! >:3 (sorry not sorry)

WE HAVE SCHOOL TODAY! I’M GOING TO STUFF YOU IN A LOCKER!!! T^T

Huehuehue. Also it’ll be easier since I’ve stayed up all night!

Anyone else wanna rp?

My first partner went to bed, and I’m still in the mood to rp.
So, incest rp anyone?

There’s nothing like blasting GWAR at 4am, 2 hours before you’re supposed to be up
3lixar:

3lixar:

3lixar:

this guy was browsing tumblr with me and now he’s educating himself on the new meme how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of this meme and he’s like “so basically it’s everybody making the same stupid joke but each one is hardly different and even more unfunny than the previous one ” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody shitposting this meme” it’s precious

update: I followed him

What the fuck

3lixar:

3lixar:

3lixar:

this guy was browsing tumblr with me and now he’s educating himself on the new meme how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of this meme and he’s like “so basically it’s everybody making the same stupid joke but each one is hardly different and even more unfunny than the previous one ” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody shitposting this meme” it’s precious

update: I followed him

What the fuck

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby


THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

askprussia-hotcakes gilbird?! >:3 (sorry not sorry)

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

askprussia-hotcakes gilbird?! >:3 (sorry not sorry)

phoneus:

transcript:

raa. raaah. raa. raa. raaow. *looks up then back down then up again* raaoow. *pause to reflect* hurgh. HISSSS…. Wow. Wow. Wow! *pause, string of spit hanging from mouth* …WOW! wooow. 

Big cats are just kitty cats.. That’ll kill you.

jimfaindel:

werewolfchaos:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Nobody get’s confused like Gaston

I cry for all those who do not know who this man is

Oh Gaston..

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

riquis:

lunadoodle:

Sometimes we all need someone who cares.

Sometimes?


Yeah Luna, I’m fine, dear. Don’t you worry. -w-

riquis:

lunadoodle:

Sometimes we all need someone who cares.

Sometimes?

Yeah Luna, I’m fine, dear. Don’t you worry. -w-

Rping and listening to Metallica is so calming right now..

-w-

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

Eh! Bowie! it’s my Bush knife

My knife is cooler…XD Still cool though.

that knife is as long and wide as my forearm

*puts hands up*
*slowly backs up*

It’s also the knife they used to kill Dracula in the book

Okay no. Dracula was killed with a wooden stake.

I’ve read Bram Stoker’s Dracula, I’m pretty sure he was killed with a wooden stake. That or a cross, I can’t remember.

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

doomhoof:

Eh! Bowie! it’s my Bush knife

My knife is cooler…XD Still cool though.

that knife is as long and wide as my forearm

*puts hands up*

*slowly backs up*

It’s also the knife they used to kill Dracula in the book

Okay no. Dracula was killed with a wooden stake.

I’ve read Bram Stoker’s Dracula, I’m pretty sure he was killed with a wooden stake. That or a cross, I can’t remember.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Nick, pls. Stahp.